the wheelie world

 

Dangerous cow in prison

A cow has been jailed after it was blamed for a road accident. The cow was wandering along a road in Columbia when was hit by a woman on a motorcycle. The woman was not badly hurt but police decided the cow was a danger and 'arrested' it.
Unable to find out who owns the cow, they decided to keep it in the town's prison. A police spokesman said: "If it was a person who caused the accident, he or she would be behind bars, so why not a cow?"

Sign of the times

Because of the problems caused by British tourists stealing the village sign at F*cking in Austria, the local council has set up new signs – embedded in concrete blocks.